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TheRealTheWarrior

The CG5 ripoff
No one knows how.. but this man has gained the power to rip off cg5 in mere seconds after he's made a parody song about it
Person 1: yo have you listened to the new cg5 song?
Person 2: Yes! It’s a banger!
A few weeks later..
Person 2: have you heard, therealthewarrior has made a parody of cg5’s new song.
Person 1: *sigh* god damn it.
TheRealTheWarrior is a CG5 Rip Off
by MindingPuffyMindset January 4, 2024
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TheRealFigure

this word means when you call some TheRealFigure it’ll often mean blind and tall.
person 1: dude your TheRealFigure!
person 2: HEY i’m not blind plus im 5,2.
by anonymous August 21, 2024
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therealgoatforever

The real goat is Cristiano Ronaldo many people think Pessi is the goat but he will only score penalties and tap in’s
Guy Cristiano Ronaldo is therealgoatforever not pessi
by Ronaldo>pessi February 14, 2024
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theresa

THERESA is quite loyal funny loves to spend time with the special friend in her life shes honest loyal respectful has manors and is not only book smart but also street smart she will always go up and beyond for her friends and family she can have an attitude but do can anyone else she trusts everyone till they mess up and shes not gorgious but thats ok she makes up for it privately and when she likes someone there is no stopping her till shes ready to give up
wow theresa is terrific and a special person
by creams117723@gmail.com February 9, 2026
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Therealslimgreasy

A small midget man that takes body shots from gay men, definitely needs his daily 200 CHOOFS to survive.
Eats garage pies and motor oils his hair slick back
Probably takes roids?
And needs to shake his gym bottle at least 30 times in your face while maintaining suspiciously sexual eye contact.
Will have the best ass around
#JOBURGBOET
Friend 1:" who's tweaking in the gym?"
Friend 2: "that's Therealslimgreasy in the flesh"
by Starlord66 September 15, 2024
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therealphilmitchell

TheRealPhilMitchell is a former dark web vendor who sold various different types of illegal drugs. His username is based of a EastEnders character which is a popular sitcom show based in the United Kingdom who is also a notorious drug pin.
Person 1: I just ordered some blotters from therealphilmitchell

Person 2: Nah man I heard he's about to scam his customers, he scammed Mason's dad out of 250g of meth
by mrjackson39 January 22, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Theresa Pharmacy: The First Breaking Demonstration Juvenile Distcharge Releaser (Ɓarcher)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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