Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.

“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”

by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019

schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

by slother111 December 15, 2009

jungle sloth

An over-righteous, pretenticous know-it-all chubby chaser with an addiction to making people feel dumber than it is.

that person in our class is such a "jungle sloth"

by sloth hunter101 April 6, 2011

sloth-mode

1. Seeming to move in a very slow fashion to get things done much like the sloth animal. 2. Moving slow and lacking sense or urgency.

1. Thanks to my Brother being stuck in sloth-mode we missed the bus!

2. Wow, there is so much to do today but I am in sloth-mode.

by QtstCareBearEver76 September 24, 2022

Taco Sloth

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.

I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.

by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019

Sour Sloth

The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

iron sloth

A slow fat black man who works in the metal industry

Man, that guy is such an iron sloth

by Beebopboop December 3, 2018