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Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod
I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday
by Musket man January 30, 2025
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Musket Feet

"Musket Feet" derived from a style of snowboard pants. It is known when the lower cut of the pants (normally tighter pants), opens up more than the rest of the pant, much like Bell-Bottoms. The shape of the bottom of the pants creates a 'Musket-like' look to them. Muskets...like the gun.
"Dude check that whack style that bro has, he's got some mad Musket Feet."
by JoshVman March 30, 2009
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Three musketeers

Three friends that are like brothers to each other
by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022
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Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017
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Muskets at Dawn

When your arguing with the boss of the house and shits about to go down
Her: Do this, Do that, Don't forget to bring the bin in

Him: Fuck off! I'm going to the pub

*world freezes*

Muskets at dawn pops up for everyone to see
by DS798 August 29, 2025
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miami musket

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.
by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023
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El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.
by Cali0731 April 8, 2022
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