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Dylan

The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!
Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan
by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018
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Dylan

An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.
OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.
by boojee December 20, 2008
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Dylan

Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.
Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)
by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019
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dylan

person 1: “do you know anyone who’s addicted to roblox?”
person2: “yeah, dylan they’re addicted to roblox ”
by skskskskskksksksksksksksksksks September 5, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan comes across shy and quiet at first, but as you get to know him he shows that he is really funny and caring. Although he is kinda mean and sassy at times he means the best and would do anything for his friends. Dylan gives great advice and is always there whenever something is wrong to help you feel better. A good boyfriend, although he has his flaws and isn't afraid to admit them. What he doesn't have in looks he makes up for in humor and quick wits. If you find a Dylan make sure you treasure him because he becomes lonely very quickly if he feels as though he's been forgotten or taken advantage of.
by visiblethunder November 18, 2017
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Dylan

Person #1: You know Dylan?
Person#2: Yeah he fucked me in the ass last night
by FredsterSegura February 9, 2020
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Dylan

Dylan is an annoying pain in the ass. He’s always in everyone’s business even when he has nothing to do with anything. He’s funny but really irratating. (sorry too lazy to write more)
person 1: Dylan is annoying
person 2: yes ik
by themosthonestopinion March 12, 2020
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