cat

an individual who fucks things up, messes up, and cuts up

damn, that cat is cuttin' up

by hurrrrrrrrrr March 1, 2009

A cat

A cat can be called a pussycat

A cat is napping usually

by A cat cat cat July 8, 2019

Cats

Assholes of nature

Those cats are such big assholes, they scratched the hell out of my chair!

by The Dipshit May 27, 2020

Cat

A tasty critter.

"Confuscious say, cat taste good with rice and noodle!"

by iliketoeatcats September 28, 2009

Catness

n. 1.)The most beautiful thing in the universe. 2.)Most beautiful Goddess.

Catness is the greatest :)

by Zakkish April 3, 2003

catting

Actively seeking a sexual partner, especially a man seeking women.

You badly need some trim. I'm going to get you drunk and we're going catting tonight.

by Mark Brainvision November 15, 2007

Cats

Hate dogs.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.

They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.

There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.

And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.

but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.

Cats.

by irobbanksallday March 22, 2009