Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.
Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.
La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.
Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.
La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.
When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".
by crispymitchy December 12, 2022
Get the La Vachemug. La Whora, located north of San Diego where all pretentious, botched entitled women live who try to dress younger but fail miserably. A place where your skin costs more than your car.
Those sleazy La Whorans are out again. Flamingo pink Nikes + blue Lulu's... They only go out if there's 0% chance of rain.
by JJGray March 12, 2022
Get the La Whoramug. by bitchtits 101 July 8, 2011
Get the la crotchmug. A young beautiful black queen with the heart of a million stars and the brain of a genius. A flower that has so much potential yet so many obstacles to conquer. A shy loving person with a smile that can brighten an entire universe.
by Anonymous_Queen123 April 19, 2018
Get the La Porshamug. by LADodger85 August 23, 2011
Get the La Chotamug. slang Hispanic / Northern New Mexican term (?). Pronounced: a la ma-keen-a. Used similarly to an expletive or astounded type statement. Refers to the machine or the maker by use of the word maquina .
Said with some sense of amazement. When the pause between the words and / or the words are phrased in longer tonality it is as if there's a sense of total disbelief.*
Said with some sense of amazement. When the pause between the words and / or the words are phrased in longer tonality it is as if there's a sense of total disbelief.*
by RonnieO February 21, 2010
Get the a la maquina!mug. by jazymtl September 27, 2019
Get the La Hessmug.