Jordan

An evil man who hurts you

Jordan is a gay tard that hurt me bad

by PlabNenns June 11, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.

Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"

by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020

Jordan

A sporty guy with blonde hair. Heś always joking around and is a good friend. But you have to be careful because he can be stolen away from you as easily he can be your friend. He is also a bitch sometimes!! :)

Girl 1: Omg that kids a total Jordan!!
Girl 2: How do you know??
Girl 1: He is sporty, and ALWAYS jokes around

by 😂funnydefintions😂 March 4, 2019

Jordaned

To build up a series of bar tabs and leave without paying them.

"Did you hear about that guy? He had tabs in 5 bars and then Jordaned"
"What a Douche Canoe."

by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018

Jordan

The most fucking amazing person ever. If its a girl they have a perfect ass and figure and if its a boy it has a super long dick. If you find a Jordan you must keep him/her and you will be greatly rewarded!

I found myself a Jordan last night he was amazing in bed!

by AwesomeMaster08 November 16, 2016

Jordan

When you meet this person called Jordan, he may give you the shady vibe, but once he gets comfortable towards you things change from there...You notice those gleaming eyes and that nice smile, which are one of his best features. He can be quiet at first but it's probably the vibe that he received from you, so he'll do it in return. Jordan is the most handsome man you can ever meet with the best personality. You start to fall in love with him quickly, with only a few times chilling with him. When being in a relationship with him, he'll light up your world and bring out this different you ( in a good way). You literally feel in this place called paradise with him. He'll make a couple mistakes along the way, which you'll forgive him for that because your in this stage where you've fallen in love with him and all you care about is not losing him... He will truly make you feel special, but have an eye on him because all these girls be looking at him like a piece of steak!

Jordan is just perfect in many ways.

by goddesssalex July 20, 2018

Jordan

An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.

boy 1 hey thatts nice.
boy2 im a jordan.

by yaya1009 July 17, 2016