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Fifth-cousin-seven-times-removed (5C7R).
My fifth-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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open fifth

Besides the "classic" musical-notes connotation, this phrase can also refer to either:
(1) Something you definitely don't wanna have in your car if you get pulled over. About the only exception, of course, would be if you're merely transporting empty gin-bottles to the redemption center; if this is the case, however, you will want to thoroughly drain and then neatly bag up said containers, and also either snugly cross-tie the bags' mouths or seal them with string or wire-twists so that (A) not much alcohol-fumes will escape to invalidly create a telltale fermented-beverage smell at your driver's door window, and (B) the officer can see that you weren't sipping from any of the containers yourself.
(2) The "wide latitude of interpretation" that the "right to remain silent" amendment is often subject to.
"I am hauling empty gin-bottles to the redemption center" is hardly an incriminating statement under most circumstances, so there should be no problem with any "open fifths", since conceivably you would have no need to remain silent if a policeman asks what's with all the bags of liquor-bottles in your back seat or trunk.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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Fifth Person Point of View (FPPV)

It is when you are writing in a such of way that no one relies on what you're going to write. It is when you are using confusing sentences -- think of the way Frank Herbert wrote his famous novel double-trilogy, Dune -- Frank Herbert used confusing things moving onto things such as character's thoughts, character's own paragraphs, and more onto that.
John read Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune, and Chapterhouse: Dune, and her thought it was a Fifth Person Point of View (FPPV).
by Wargom July 14, 2024
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fifth-cousin-3X-removed

Fifth-cousin-thrice-removed (5C3R).
My fifth-cousin-3X-removed is a good person.
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By the fifth

Synonym for “on god” and “no cap”
Also written as btf.
“I’m about to take my midterm”

“By the fifth you got this gang lock in like osama bin”

“The ice cream truck just pulled up and played music, real trap shit by the fifth”
by The_reverend_himself November 17, 2025
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hairy fifth

a type of marijuana, some fifth with hair, gooood shit.
"roll up some of that hairy fifth bro!"
by puuuuuusy. August 23, 2009
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