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Eli

Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.
That dude Eli is truly the biggest shitter on rust. Sad he wastes his days playing it.
by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020
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Eli

A hella goofy nigga who probably needs a Plan B from all the Kanye dick riding. Smokes mids and can’t roll for shit. He funny tho
Damn bruh you rolled a straight Eli Blunt smh
by Kelly, J August 9, 2018
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The Eli

When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.
Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli
by MrE1221 May 28, 2022
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by bigckcomaster2000000 February 17, 2022
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Eli

Best person ever in the history of the universe. He's awesome man
by anonymous June 3, 2023
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Eli

Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods
Eli! you're such a fag!
by doratheexplorer#3 May 8, 2018
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Eli

the cute gay boy that always makes you laugh, fits in with your friend group just right, and always knows what to say. he's a player with a flamboyant sexy attitude, that makes you want to hug him. he's such a twink he even has an ear piercing and side bangs, so you know he wants the d. eli's always flirting with gay guys and even straight ones, but none of them mind. he can still talk philosophically and is really smart, but prefers to goof around and take some dicks once in a while.
I really hope Eli approves of my outfit!

I really like Eli, but I don't know if he likes me,

Eli's really sexy, i'd hit that.

honestly though, even though i'm straight, i'd fuck him.
by WutTheFuk November 1, 2018
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