Canada

America's hat.

Canada has always been better than America, we are America's hat.

by Fidobles March 16, 2021

Canada

It is a country in North America.

I live in Canada.

by Tsaunka October 16, 2020

Canada

Something that is not real.

"Daddy, theres a monster under my bed."
"Jimmy, it's just like Canada- Not real."
"But we are Canadian."
"Shhh."

by AOOOOGGGHHHAA October 21, 2019

Canada

Yes

Person 1: Canada
Person 2: Yes

by SupAsiaCoolie September 25, 2020

Canada

A country that is large, good-looking, and bloody well cold. The citizens of that country are constantly apologizing, and tobaggoning, and going to Tim Hortens, and playing hockey, and saying "Eh".

Yeah, I'm from Canada, Eh.

by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018

Canada

one of the nicest (by reputation and by real) country and the 2nd hugest.No, we don't own a moose, no we don't live in an igloo, no we aren't ashamed to love a little bit too much maple syrup. yes, we think that America is a little bit crazy on the corner but we still love you! (BUT NOT THE CHEETO ONE!)it doesn't snow 24/7 here... it's 9/24. I'm just kidding! but we have Keanu reeves,céline Dion, Ryan Renold, Ryan Rosling (so much Ryan...)
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.

ps DONT PET GEESE!

Paul: "my cousin lives in America, whenever they go on a trip to another country with school, they put Canada tags on their bags and their clothes."
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"

by that_canadian_dino October 24, 2020

Canada

A Mythical land where everyone is nice

Canadian 1: Canada is the best! We are all so nice!
Canadian 2: Sad our land doesnt exist

by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019