taking back thursday

A kickball team formed by the bands Taking Back Sunday and Thursday (hence:Taking Back Thursday)during down-time at Warped Tour '04.

Person: Is Taking Back Thursday that band that sings "You're So Last Summer"?
Me: Noooo. That's Taking Back SUNDAY. Taking Back THURSDAY is the kickball team.
Person: Oh! Silly me...

by G.G. July 7, 2006

Taking Grandma to Applebees

Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.

Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.

by Rex Acren November 11, 2010

taking a fred

To defecate after holding it in for several hours.

Taking a fred is so relieving.

by Bob Endom September 7, 2006

taking care

When sick of being at work, this is the act of thwarting all responsibility, and simply leaving.

Worker 1: Dude this fuckin sucks. Are you taking care soon?
Worker 2: No you asshole, we have a manufacturing readiness review meeting at 3!
Worker 1: Take care, young fella.
Worker 2: I hate you.

by care taker October 12, 2009

taking 99's

When someone takes forever to do something.... They take 99's

Holy bro hurry up, your literally taking 99's

by J valho March 6, 2017

not typing that into google

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009

Frantic-Gangsta-Typing-Syndrome

A very serious, irritating, mental disorder in which a person not only speaks impaired english, but types and writes it as well.

Occurs most commonly in 14-19 year old African American males commenting on "Fat Joe" videos on Youtube.

("Fat Joe-What's Love" Youtube comments)

zac4lyfxx: i luv diz song
but do u relli no wat love iz
cuz der iz ppl i luv and dey dnt no
or do dey?
xxzac4lyfxx

deedeeXD34: Huh?

MartinVice08: Just ignore him, he's got Frantic-gangsta-typing-syndrome.

deedeeXD34: omfg...im sooooo sry...

by What else is on? October 22, 2008