A super straight person is someone who enjoys shitting in ash trays. Some super straights say its a hobby for them but others say its their fetish.
by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022

A man who wants to identify as a cat but is too scared of what others will think, they ask for catnip on their birthday and piss on all your carpets
Person 1: why is your boyfriend pissing on your carpet? And why does he have cat ears on?
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s super straight
by Gothyyxx September 4, 2022

A transphobic and homophobic entity who is secretly extremely gay (more gay then gay people themself) and usually have a tentacle and egg laying fetish, they usually hate everything, especially furries, but would gladly get fucked by 10 of them.
by Laggi the pansexual dumbass May 6, 2023

by Thattoytaguy March 5, 2021

A cic person who specifically likes their opposite gender (specifically male and female) and nothing else
by Marshmallow2020 March 3, 2021

Me: Hey, would you date a trans women?
Matt: No
Me: Oh, okay, but is it a preference or just transfobia?
Matt: No, it’s my sexuality I’m Super Straight, I only date “real women”
Me: Oh, so your just transphobic
Matt: No
Me: Oh, okay, but is it a preference or just transfobia?
Matt: No, it’s my sexuality I’m Super Straight, I only date “real women”
Me: Oh, so your just transphobic
by Anonymus1234513 March 8, 2021

A fake sexuality made up by closeted gay/bi etc men and transphobes. If you are super straight you only date biological women - by this logic, you also date trans men, making you the opposite of straight. So which is it, guys? Are you gay or are trans men real men?
by Orthapox-13 March 6, 2021
