Sloth Coot

A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.
My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...
by P Dangerously August 30, 2011
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IM Sloth

Instant Message Sloth - The term for a person who takes WAY TOO LONG to type a reply to an instant message, text message, or Facebook PM, and when they complete the reply it is a short answer or single sentence.
"Janet is an IM Sloth. I asked her a simple question via instant message and her typing indicator showed she was answering for 15 minute. When she finally replied her answer was 'YES'"
by Nategator July 14, 2017
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Sloth patty

The solid brick of egg on a Mc'Donalds egg Mc'Muffin, solid yellow in color and cylindrical in shape.
Dude, i ordered a double Mc'Muffin and it only came with one sloth patty.
by Michel Mc'Nasty November 04, 2010
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Taco Sloth

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.
I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.
by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019
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Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.
“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”
by Iamhannahbaker April 09, 2019
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iron sloth

A slow fat black man who works in the metal industry
Man, that guy is such an iron sloth
by Beebopboop December 03, 2018
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Jackie Sloth

Jackie the sloth is a fairytale character In a kids book that isn’t really that pretty. She’s a sloth in a kids book who hangs out at the zoo with a bunch or male monkeys who she’s talked to a lot. She cheats on animals even though she is one and looks like a sloth
Jackie sloth: welcome to the Australian zoo. I’m Jackie the sloth and I’m very slow. I love photo editing and being a petty sloth
by The drama king26 December 04, 2019
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