Taco Sloth

When you have firey Mexican diarrhea and can't make it to the toilet in time.
I totally have fully blown Taco sloth last night stuck in traffic, shit went everywhere.
by Astrosplatz October 20, 2019
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sloth-mode

1. Seeming to move in a very slow fashion to get things done much like the sloth animal. 2. Moving slow and lacking sense or urgency.
1. Thanks to my Brother being stuck in sloth-mode we missed the bus!

2. Wow, there is so much to do today but I am in sloth-mode.
by QtstCareBearEver76 September 24, 2022
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Mouldy Sloth

A Mouldy Sloth is when you peel back a foreskin to reveal a green, furry, foisty consistency.
“Oh my good God Sandra, I went to give Derek fellatio and he has a bad case of Mouldy Sloth”
by Iamhannahbaker April 9, 2019
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sloth station

A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.
Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?
by Melted yogurt September 24, 2020
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weird sloth

A sexual act involving pulling the recipients head back by hooking your fingers in their nose, while being in their ass
Jim: I was with Britney last night and she had me give her the weird sloth.
Ted: I genuinely don’t know what that is
by Odious pinky toe April 27, 2021
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Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it
Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy
by Swim God November 5, 2016
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Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips
Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."
by Rastajohn March 28, 2017
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