Slab

A heinously good dessert pastry made by taking two slabs of pie crust and both FILLING AND SPREADING Nutella on/inside it. Can also have other things added to the Nutella, like jam or other spreads. Baked like a pie and served piping hot… your metabolism will put a gun to your head but it’s worth it…

Murray is the only person I know who puts pineapple in slab. In other regards, Murray is no longer allowed in my home due to food-crimes…

by Nomoresaxaphonepositions May 3, 2024

Slab

A lit and hype bonfire party. That’s been a spot and tradition for the past 60 years. December 10th is Lilly mays annual Christmas birthday slab. So Lilly may finna get lit with v money as useual.

“Pop out at the slab this weekend, byob!”

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Slabbed

When a tornado destroys a structure and all is left is a cement slab

The May 20th, 2013 Moore, Oklahoma EF-5 tornado slabbed a well built home.

by DirtyTreeRat March 27, 2024

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024

slab off

to get off, or to say that tommy matthews is a poor ugly nigger, with a bunch of dogs surrounding his busted ass house. with that big ass wardrobe on his porch.

"yea", slab off on dat water.

by John Dais March 7, 2009