straykidsandfriends (shine)

yangyang anti of whom is scarily obsessed with xiaojun.

reads way too much smut but lets just ignore that 😃
strange.
very much gay
we all love her lots
literally always high even though she doesnt do drugs
made an ENTIRE instagram highlight about a juice box that was bad
SO UNFILTERED- has said some really out of pocket things 😭😭

in conclusion, shine supremacy
wayv stans: who is mrs xiao??
straykidsandfriends (shine): OH THAT WOULD BE ME
by hyuckiee.duckiee November 18, 2021
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shine a brick

Northern saying. See shine a light. Shine a brick is what is said when you don't know what the hell you're on about, somehow replacing the word light with brick.
Person 1: "Shine a brick its cold"
Person 2: "isn't it meant to be shine a light?"
Person 1: "no its shine a brick, ask any old person"
by MadMan5 March 02, 2018
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Spit and Shine

The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.
Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*
by Cypress Hillbilly April 29, 2013
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shining the lemur

My ex-girlfriend is ambidextrous; she could type 35 words per minute with her right hand while shining the lemur with her left hand until climax.
by shinylemur June 06, 2011
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kitty shine

Buff ones ass with someones hair
Hey maria my butt hurts can you kitty shine it.
by Xadis123 February 20, 2014
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spit shined

She spit shined his dick
by Fhtniger December 19, 2015
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homo shine

Closet gay, usually elderly man with great style. Usually with dapper style and/or beard. Notable for shiny scalp with sheen.
Joe: Damn he got dat swagg.
Moe: He may act str8 but he homo shine.
by killuminati_cho June 05, 2011
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