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The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.
randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs
MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!
Tuna: My finger in my rectum!
Moo: That is why I have three keyboards
Dicky: **P2C**
MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!
Tuna: My finger in my rectum!
Moo: That is why I have three keyboards
Dicky: **P2C**
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by CreatorOFschmuckDyke November 25, 2010
Get the Schmuck-Dyke mug.A term or name given to describe a person with elderly characteristics such as someone who tends to forget something that they've planned to do with people which angers them.
Secondly, Schmitt can be used if a person forgets that plan with a certain group of people and continues to get it going with another group of people.
It is also a term to describe a person who may look like a nerd.
Secondly, Schmitt can be used if a person forgets that plan with a certain group of people and continues to get it going with another group of people.
It is also a term to describe a person who may look like a nerd.
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Reciever: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.
10 MINUTES LATER
A Schmitt: Sorry guys, I gotta go talk to my girl. I'll be back in a bit so let me know when it's ready so we can start!
Receiver: F*CK SAKE-
A MONTH LATER
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Receiver: You said the same thing on the other game you wanted us to play you twat.
A Schmitt: Oh I did? my bad guys, I'll make it up if you try this new one.
Receiver: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.
THE CYCLE REPEATS
Reciever: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.
10 MINUTES LATER
A Schmitt: Sorry guys, I gotta go talk to my girl. I'll be back in a bit so let me know when it's ready so we can start!
Receiver: F*CK SAKE-
A MONTH LATER
A Schmitt: Yo let's get this new game going! if you lot spend your money on it, I promise to play it with you guys.
Receiver: You said the same thing on the other game you wanted us to play you twat.
A Schmitt: Oh I did? my bad guys, I'll make it up if you try this new one.
Receiver: Alright, I'll get it going. Give me a few minutes to get it downloaded so we can play in a bit.
THE CYCLE REPEATS
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