Puerto Rican shower

Etymology: Hispanic hygienic habits
Function: noun

1: the act of putting on more cologne or perfume instead of taking a regular shower with soap and water

1: "Phew, what's that smell? Did you just take a Puerto Rican shower or something?"

by raygee July 1, 2004

Puerto Rican Fishbowl

Noun.
To choke someone while holding there head in the toilette and fuck them in the ass.

See definition of puerto Rican fishbowl

by Rustytrumbone February 1, 2014

Puerto Rican Notepad

(n.) Instead of writing on an actual piece of paper, you write on some part of your body (usually the palm or back of hand) like a notepad.

This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.

Guy 1: That guy has "things to do today" written on his hand.
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!

by capnkev April 20, 2009

Puerto Rican shower

This was never a term for boricuas. This is just some bullshit made up by jealous and racists pieces of shit. Keep enjoying eating that shit puta.

A Puerto Rican shower is me pissing all over y’all racists ass heads.

by Superdoopertruper October 13, 2021

Puerto Rican Promise

A lie.

Rivera puerto rican promise'd black well he would buy her a 6 pack. Instead, he key'ed her car.

by cognitive July 14, 2011

Puerto Rican Box In

When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.

A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!

by DonJuan12 September 11, 2008

dirty puerto rican

a cup alignment in beer pong where the cups are in a two-three horizontal position.

Hey man! Move the cups into a Dirty Puerto Rican for me!

by cracklejacklemackle October 14, 2015