Post-rectal warmth

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.

"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"

by Dockalicious May 19, 2009

Reatard

A retard with a purpose and skills.

Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.

Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded

Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.

by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009

blazen on da reefa

kickin back smoking weed

today i was blazen on da reefa

by izzle bizzle June 9, 2003

rectard

n. a completely anal idiot

CJ has been rectarded since birth.

by Chaos & Ragnakrox May 22, 2005

rectal brooming

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".

"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."

by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008

rectal roulette

To seduce a stranger with the ultimate aim of engaging in anal sex.

When he entered the gay bar for the first time, George did not realize he was playing rectal roulette.

by Crackie72 February 24, 2010

rectal thrumping

the thrumping of rectum

Joe Cahill is amazing at rectal thrumping, probably the best in the business

by Cunthill July 9, 2011