An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.
Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.
by Felix Torino November 2, 2019
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Split screen TikTok videos where the top part is a Family Guy clip, and the bottom is gameplay of a mobile game. Everyone was hooked on to these videos so users saw it as an opportunity to add jump scares or unsettling footage. The name originates from the first Family guy clip videos which contained someone closing a pipe with random objects instead of a mobile game. Nobody knows why it is an "incident" but thats what users call it.
"yo do you know about the Family Guy Pipeline Incident?" "oh yeah the s̶̢̡̡̡̧̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̢̧̧̨̢̡̛̛̝̪̜̱͙̘͉̭͕͍̻̭̗͍͍͚̣̘̼̜͈̩͍̣͖͇̖̲̼̲̯̖̟̪̬̠̮͓͓̮̘̳͖̤̻̬͚̺͓͚̲͕̳͕̰̞̗̙̖̳̹͕̹̙̻̬̰̙̫͕̳͕̞̮̲͚̳̣͙̟̘̙̥̝̫̹̦̺̲͖̤͓̻͈͕̙̩̲̰͉̝̝͚̙̦̠̱̥͔͚̗̠͔̪̟͈̖̝͓̥̞̯͎̯̠͕̪̝͎̱̣̓̏́͐̈́̈́̏̊͊̃̑͑̿͑͒̅̾̉̇͊͐̈́̔̏̎́̈́̈́̎͐̐̇͐̌̌̆͐̏̏́̄̉̊͛͒͋̾̇͗̀́́̆͐͌̀̄̓̿̎̕̚̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅy̶̧̨̨̧̢̡̡̧̡̧̛̰̞̪̮̱̤̘̙͉̠̙̱͕̰̤͔͕̖̙̘̮̝͈̠͓͇͎̞͙͉͕̮̠̱̹͔̘̳̮͚̺̤̭͙̙̠̼̯̭̜͍͉̮͓̞̪̪̥͎̹͚̖̫̹̰̺͍͔̤̝̜̱̟̮͈̠̥̲̳̤̬̭̹̖̖̤̩̻̞̰̭͔̬̻̪͔͍͖̖̣͕̲̎͌̌̀͌͒̆̊͑̽̎̾̉̀̓̿͌̒̋̔̾̀̒͂̃́͋͆̌̆́̅̈́͐̔̈́̀̿̓͐͒͒͐́̍̽̉͆̃͋̏̏̀̆̂̑͘̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅs̶̡̡̨̢̡̧̢̢̧̧̡̧̢͔̣̜̲̙̪͕͉̪͓͕̩͓̗̙̮̩̼̱͕̲͔̠͉͖̰͚̯̫̜̱̭̖͉̗̗̩͙͓̘̣͍̼̣̘̳̟̰̰͇͔̞̫̱̰̜͈̹̜͚̘̺̲͎͔͙̖̭̹͈̠̖͇̖̞̫͎̩͎̞͉͔̯͍̤͓̩͚͔̃́̾͜͜͜ͅͅs̶̢̡̡̡̧̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̢̧̧̨̢̡̛̛̝̪̜̱͙̘͉̭͕͍̻̭̗͍͍͚̣̘̼̜͈̩͍̣͖͇̖̲̼̲̯̖̟̪̬̠̮͓͓̮̘̳͖̤̻̬͚̺͓͚̲͕̳͕̰̞̗̙̖̳̹͕̹̙̻̬̰̙̫͕̳͕̞̮̲͚̳̣͙̟̘̙̥̝̫̹̦̺̲͖̤͓̻͈͕̙̩̲̰͉̝̝͚̙̦̠̱̥͔͚̗̠͔̪̟͈̖̝͓̥̞̯͎̯̠͕̪̝͎̱̣̓̏́͐̈́̈́̏̊͊̃̑͑̿͑͒̅̾̉̇͊͐̈́̔̏̎́̈́̈́̎͐̐̇͐̌̌̆͐̏̏́̄̉̊͛͒͋̾̇͗̀́́̆͐͌̀̄̓̿̎̕̚̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅy̶̧̨̨̧̢̡̡̧̡̧̛̰̞̪̮̱̤̘̙͉̠̙̱͕̰̤͔͕̖̙̘̮̝͈̠͓͇͎̞͙͉͕̮̠̱̹͔̘̳̮͚̺̤̭͙̙̠̼̯̭̜͍͉̮͓̞̪̪̥͎̹͚̖̫̹̰̺͍͔̤̝̜̱̟̮͈̠̥̲̳̤̬̭̹̖̖̤̩̻̞̰̭͔̬̻̪͔͍͖̖̣͕̲̎͌̌̀͌͒̆̊͑̽̎̾̉̀̓̿͌̒̋̔̾̀̒͂̃́͋͆̌̆́̅̈́͐̔̈́̀̿̓͐͒͒͐́̍̽̉͆̃͋̏̏̀̆̂̑͘̕̕̕͜͝͠͝ͅs̶̡̡̨̢̡̧̢̢̧̧̡̧̢͔̣̜̲̙̪͕͉̪͓͕̩͓̗̙̮̩̼̱͕̲͔̠͉͖̰͚̯̫̜̱̭̖͉̗̗̩͙͓̘̣͍̼̣̘̳̟̰̰͇͔̞̫̱̰̜͈̹̜͚̘̺̲͎͔͙̖̭̹͈̠̖͇̖̞̫͎̩͎̞͉͔̯͍̤͓̩͚͔̃́̾͜͜͜ͅͅ"
by orx2k December 19, 2022
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Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore
by Swoll sensai September 3, 2017
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You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017
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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
by papajewww September 29, 2010
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pipeline pig

When an over weight red neck with 3 teeth blast his way through a water slide to cause a tsunami.
by Muktuk September 21, 2021
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