Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.

Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.

by TonyTheTampon July 15, 2017

Mega petty

A petty person is someone that makes things or events or actions blown out of proportion ,normal people dismiss as trivial or insignificant into excuses to be upset

Isaac: Emerson is a simp for still having feelings for his ex
The boys: meanwhile this dumb nigga still talks about where he fucked his ex and he drives by her house all the time and he acts like a little kid with his wack ass hair cut, now that’s mega petty

by Nxfkzkgi October 3, 2020

petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.

smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol

by omi. December 12, 2022

petty

A person who get mad over something and then gets pay back weeks,months, years after the situation

Wow guys Lacey is so petty

by Vicqueen November 18, 2020

Petty bitch

Alexus Jones

Petty ass junior who starts shit with under classmen

"Lexi is a petty bitch"

by Samtimegaming September 30, 2022

petty

kpop fans

I hate what (insert celebrity name here) said/posted/tweeted so I’m gonna dig up their old tweets and pics to ruin their career

stop being petty bro

by GodLikeAbu August 10, 2019

Petty Police

A person that bends over backwards to hurt others in the least intelligent way and or for no real purpose other than self importance. Goes out of their way to cause another to suffer either or both personally or financially. Their own life is so insignificant that to feel in control they abuse others in any insignificant way they can find to make themselves feel powerful. Contemptibly unimportant abuse of another.
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The Petty Police are the ones who calls Code Enforcement on another persons home when it has absolutely nothing to do with them and they are detrimental to the peace and tranquility of life.

by RLKI November 29, 2017