Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season
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The act of kicking the crap out of someone in a given activity. This act can indicate a physical beatdown and/or convey emotional/psychological warfare.
The act of kicking the crap out of someone in a given activity. This act can indicate a physical beatdown and/or convey emotional/psychological warfare.
-Jessica: That tennis team is sooo garbo that I'm gonna be "dishin' out the ownage" today!
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-"That chick better watch her mouth or I'm gonna start "dishin' out the ownage"!
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-"That chick better watch her mouth or I'm gonna start "dishin' out the ownage"!
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