jocking

Pretending that you don't like someone when you do like them. i.e, on someone's jock

Allisa is always jocking Chris, but everyone knows he don't like her.

by Keidra June 25, 2007

jock up

The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor

Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes

by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011

Half Jock

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.

1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."

by JumberJack mc Tits June 26, 2010

jack in the jocks

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).

1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.

by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014

military jock

Someone in a physically demanding role in the military such as Marine Recon, SEALS, Rangers or Special Forces.

That boxer is tough, he used to be a military jock!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

nerd jock

A fairly rare breed of human which have a high level of intelligence as-well as great physical abilities. They can fit into all social groups but prefer to stay superior to all of their peers. They are able to perform well in school (85% + avg) and in many sports and physical activities. Nerd- Jocks were commonly referred as "all-rounders" or "school boys" because of their ability to perform well in school and excel in many form of athletics

John always manages to get an A on every one of his math, science and english tests and play on the school basket-ball team and his rep soccer team. John is a nerd jock

by fallofnations September 6, 2011

Rocks for Jocks

Basic geology taught at the college level, presumably without the academic rigor that might otherwise cause athletes to lose their ability to play due to academic disqualification.

"Geology 105 is known as Rocks for Jocks."

by Chemguy June 24, 2008