Anyone named Jacob is probably going to manipulate you, make you feel like shit, get mad at everything you do, not let you hang out with your friends and be overal controlling. Guys named Jacob are known to cheat with whores. Don’t talk to boys named Jacob
by _swarley_ April 23, 2018
Usually a d-d-d-d-d-douchebag
by Cornonlyspeakingthetruthagain July 10, 2017
A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.
by WEEBTRON April 04, 2017
A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
by Definatore May 28, 2011
by bigboy here January 06, 2011
a jacob is a man that usually lives in texas, they are usually complete scrubs who play computer games often, they are usually nice decent people but may have trouble acting normal in group scenarios.
by the best mofo April 18, 2015
a dick, who has no friends
by hulk1823 March 31, 2015