Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

Zoom Cooler

The modern day replacement of the proverbial “water cooler” where people gather and have a quick chat about current events prior to their online work call commencing.

Bravo and I discussed the game at the “Zoom Cooler” before the sales meeting started

by Capt. Bravo March 26, 2021

Zoom-a-rific

A particularly productive and efficient virtual meeting using the Zoom online meeting platform.

Did you see Esmerelda's Zoom-a-rific meeting on the new HR policies? It was recorded, so you can still see it online.

by katiedidnot April 21, 2020

Zoom tidy

Where your home is a total state, mess everywhere, except the area in which you take and join a Zoom video call.

How you coping with lockdown?
Well, I got the place Zoom tidy, but later I will clean the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom to make it all habitable.

by Bear Funny Comedy May 16, 2020

Crash Zoom

An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!

"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver

by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022

zoom voice

n. the louder-than-normal voice you use during video calls or conference calls. speaking with your zoom voice for extended periods wears your voice out faster than you might expect for just "being on a call." refers to Zoom, the video conferencing application that became even more widely popular during the covid-19 pandemic and widespread shelter-in-place of 2020.

I've been using my zoom voice in meetings all morning and now I need a cough drop.

by kibody July 4, 2020

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020