Noah

The penis head of a snake

Oh that Noah really stretched my ass last night!

by yeetyeettimetobeatmykids April 16, 2019

Noah

Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.

Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

NOAH

most funny courageous brave wonderful sweet kind loving kid you’ll ever meet <3 he’s perfect and easy to fall in love with so I’d take a step back cause I already fell

Hey did you see Noah today jeez his 8 inch thighs tho

by wizk.rica June 2, 2019

Noah

The biggest faggot of all time tops James Charles in the gay competition he is such a loser he would come second in the loser competition because he’s a LOSER

Wow that guy is such a Noah

by Gay destroyer June 19, 2019

Noah

Super hot and cute. He has an amazing and beautiful and handsome face. He gets you a lot and has empathy so he is an amazing person to be around. Also an amazing kisser. If you ever become friends with him or in a romantic way you are definitely very lucky.

Look it's Noah!

by tori putnam September 16, 2019

Noah

He's a furry, gets purple hair, but ends up having it fading to blue.. making it look like a new flavor from Taco Bell freeze.. maybe only get it when you're drunk
You only want a Noah when he isnt depressed and wants to be on headset at McDonald's. Give him a rub on the tumm and he'll be happy.

Person 1: dang, is this dude a furry?

Person 2: yeah! Noah just wants to be happy and get away from all of the basic visco girls!

Person 1: wow, what a guy.

by MrGenjo September 17, 2019

Noah

Noah is a very smart Guy

Noah is a very smart Guy

by Fabian_ October 7, 2019