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Massive Mongolian Cock

Person 1: I bet Genghis Khan had a Massive Mongolian Cock
Person 2: what the fuck
by Lekhagan June 2, 2023
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Mongolian Heat Pleat

First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.
“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”
by Ghangrenis Khant December 2, 2021
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Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A group of horny Mongolians fucking(a Mongolian orgy)

Originally used by George Carlin, A commedian
I saw a Mongolian cluster fuck at the side of the road.
by Matt, Bryce, Fag January 10, 2008
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Mongolian War Mask

When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.
Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!
by Ublaga June 6, 2010
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Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.
Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.
by Suspensee October 6, 2020
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mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall
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mongolian bush pig

A woman of particularly ugly features and excessive girth.
Possible owners of the above title (though the writer doesn't necessarily agree) would be Vanessa Feltz, Michelle McManus and of course the originator of the name Jade Goody circa 2002.
by Sophie H July 15, 2008
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