mason is a really rad and freckly guy. he’s the coolest and sweetest guy ever. mason will always be there for you, through thick and thin. he's very loving/caring and super fucking hilarious. mason is the type of person you can talk to for hours on end and there will never be a dull moment. he can hold a conversation very well and he knows lots of random and cool/weird facts which is pretty dope cause everyone else is a fucking idiot.
random chick: who is that freckly kid
other random chick: woah vro thats mason, he's so awesome, he'll knock your socks off
random chick: w o w i need a man like that
other random chick: *in george lopez voice* i know huh
other random chick: woah vro thats mason, he's so awesome, he'll knock your socks off
random chick: w o w i need a man like that
other random chick: *in george lopez voice* i know huh
by cokesperm June 9, 2017
Get the Masonmug. A guy with a giant bush who always shows it in public. He always talks about sticking his ballsac in people's faces and his schlong in girls mouths and assholes. He also makes up songs about girls that he fanticises about.
by moneymace April 16, 2009
Get the Masonmug. To be so fat that you are mistaken as a beached whale. Can actually be used to refer to beached whales as well, mostly just real fat kids.
by annanomous December 29, 2007
Get the Masonmug. A very rude gay guy who needs to break up with his girlfriend. He is a feminist. He accuses people that they are bullying him when he’s the real bully. He also thinks he’s so cool with his headphones on all the time but he’s lying to himself
Mason is a bully
by Brotado for life March 31, 2019
Get the Masonmug. 
Get the Masonmug. ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND: Masons are law abiding men who silently roam around high crime areas at night in black clothes and fast, but quiet, black cars with cell phones and camcorders, recording crimes and calling the police.
Masons ALMOST NEVER physically interfere with criminals, they just record them and call the cops. However, as highly trained martial artists and snipers, they can intervene to save a victim's life. They carry guns loaded with real ammo (with a concealed weapon license), but also often carry 1 paint ball gun and 1 rubber bullet gun.
If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.
If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.
by 5 Knights Templar Master Masons January 1, 2007
Get the Masonsmug.