Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
Get the Long Islandmug. “The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
by Appalachian Train Master April 10, 2024
Get the Long Island Pattymug. An island within the state of New York
This Island is probably not what you think, It’s not like the British Indian Ocean Territory or Solomon Islands, it has Towns, Villages, Farms and more
As a Long Island citizen I disagree to the people who say there is only ghettos, obviously there is sketchy spots in Long Island but there’s not all, there’s also some really rich places
This Island is probably not what you think, It’s not like the British Indian Ocean Territory or Solomon Islands, it has Towns, Villages, Farms and more
As a Long Island citizen I disagree to the people who say there is only ghettos, obviously there is sketchy spots in Long Island but there’s not all, there’s also some really rich places
by Makemynameappropriate67 June 2, 2024
Get the Long Islandmug. Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
Get the Long Island Candy Barmug. A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.
by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018
Get the Long Islandmug. Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
by Kaylel January 5, 2019
Get the long island summersmug. A matching warm up suit, jacket and pants, with 3 stripes down the sleeve and pant leg. Usually of a higher end brand warm up suit. To complete the ensemble, pure white sneakers must also be worn. A LIDS is optional. A low end model foreign luxury vehicle is popular amongst the LIU wearer. However, this is not an immediate, 'must have' of the LIU wearer. It should be on his/her radar though.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
Typically worn by Upper Middle Class Caucasians that have never stepped foot in a neighborhood, with a lower status, compared to their own Long Island Neighborhood. Although, they speak and act as if they have.
It is not gender bias. Can be worn by both male and female. A crowd favorite amongst those with more than a few extra pounds on them. The LIU is appropriate to wear from shopping to a semi formal event.
After wearing suits to the office all week, Schwartzy likes to kick back on the weekends, put on his Long Island Uniform, and chill at the local Starbucks in his neighborhood!
by Shogunles August 30, 2016
Get the Long Island Uniformmug.