Kevin

The person at the lunch table who has so much food and doesn’t share any of it. they usually get picked on by the group and the result is there food being stolen.

FUCKING KEVIN, he has 10 sandwiches and won’t give me one. What a fatass.

by gay iguana January 29, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a kid that would curse out anybody like teachers and principals in front of everybody he is a kid that is not scared to do anything.

"That kid is curing at the teacher." "I think its kevin

by jfivhxli March 28, 2020

Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

kevin

most generic white boy name ever but in turn a really nice guy

yal Kevins pretty nice

by qrasghjkl./hnbcheasrdxfcgv k, February 18, 2020

Kevin

A dumb guy who always finds himself in some sort of trouble he never has a solution to his problems but apparently is a fucking genius with other people's problems don't interact with this guy he'll just get you roped into his problems

Guy: Did you here that Kevin tried to fight 3 guys

Girl: Did he win

Guy: No he got his ass kicked

Girl: That dumbass

by Im just kevin March 23, 2020

Kevin

An annoying boy with a small penis . Has a lot of hair and smells pretty bad . Suffers from body thatmorphia and fat fuckositis .

Don’t be a kevin

by Dk8686 May 21, 2020

KEVIN

A fat piece of sh*t who eats plays fortnite and breaks their monitor if they die.

Thats a fricking Kevin moment

by PEEEPEEPOOOPOOO June 12, 2020