by anonymous October 4, 2021
Get the Jp's Marmarlations 5:55mug. For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.
by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023
Get the Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwichmug. He's the sports guy!
"Hey, did you watch the Sharks game?"
"No, how was it?"
"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"
"No, how was it?"
"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"
by shipoopiegamer32 October 8, 2019
Get the JPmug. by toesniffer123 March 18, 2023
Get the jpmug.