JP

He's the sports guy!

"Hey, did you watch the Sharks game?"

"No, how was it?"

"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"

by shipoopiegamer32 October 8, 2019

Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

JP spiller

some guy who likes to look up gay definitions on this gay website who also likes dick up the butt from asians and blacks most likely tigre woods he loves the song black and yellow

eww did you hear about that gay guy? what a total jp spiller

by Pseudonyum March 5, 2011

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023