jan 24

My fucking b-day

My friend: Yo its jan 24
Me:ik
My friend: ok bye
Me: bitch get back here and say happy b-day to me
My friend: i was just kidding i knew the whole time
(that was a lie)

by Fvckingagoat November 23, 2021

klaas-Jan

A Dutch idiot.

You see that guy over there? he's a total Klaas-Jan.

by ZiLemon September 21, 2017

Erik-Jan

Name for the guy that you’d think is a nerd, bit then turns out to be: funny, thoughtful and strong.

Also Erik-Jan seems to like water somehow.
They like any sort of watersport and turn out to be good at it aswell.

If you know a Erik-Jan, you should feel blessed, since they are a rare species.

Look at Erik-Jan, he is such a great guy!
An Erik-Jan a day, keeps the doctor away.

by EJDOTCOM6 November 23, 2021

jan 18th

a legends birthday

a legend was born on Jan 18th named kristin

by HelloThereItsTheRealSlimShady January 18, 2021

Jan Plestenjak

Sexy singer from Slovenia.

Person A: I'm going to room 102.
Person B: You must be meeting Jan Plestenjak there.

by Gejisfej May 12, 2022

Jan 26th

jan 26th is copters day (on tiktok) they are the most nicest ppl on earth but they get so much hate so this day is for them

Dunkins(fandom):oooo im excited
Huddygang(fandom):why?
Bebes(fandom):Tomorrow,Jan 26 is copters day
Dixie sticks(Fandom):ohhhh Jan 26th is my birthday
Hoenuts(Fandom):Dirty bitch

by Antiono Levi Lopez's wife January 26, 2021

Jan 29

My birthday and national puzzle day

1: Yo- it's January 29th!
Me: Yeah
1: you know what's special today
Me: yesss
1: YeAh! It's national puzzle day!
Me: no dimwit it's my birthday-

Jan 29

by Bee 🔪 March 4, 2022