a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
by pseudonym^*(& January 11, 2012
When u gotta poop ultra bad, may already have kissed ur underwear a bit, and the cats litter box is closest thing u got.. more ethical choice than shit your pants or Shit on your living room floor or wherever if a toilet is u accessible.
(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)
(Cities should start putting a bunch of litter boxes around the alley ways - so the homeless stop shitting on the businesses walls they live behind.)
by pseudonympho April 20, 2022
Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.
by SteynUD September 14, 2016
by vix and da suz August 11, 2005
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011
by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018
The feeling you get in your stomach when you try to bend over after eating a fajita. The fajita pinch has been known to frequently strike Canadian snowboarders.
"It's always good, I say, to have an excuse when you're snowboarding...a good thing for me to use is the fajita pinch."
by Wesley May October 11, 2008