Muppetic Irony

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.
There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.
by Richree December 23, 2005
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muppetic irony

When a human being is so out of control it is as if they are being controlled by a muppet. (The implication is that the human has a muppet's hand up his or her ass, controlling his or her every move.)
Man, Doug is whacked out; he's singing nursery rhymes! That's some muppetic irony shit right there!
by Jeemus LeBouche March 22, 2007
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Furry Irony

Furry irony works in the same vein as hood or thug irony where furry content is used as a joke ironically. It is usually paired with unrelated pieces of text, traces memes with furry characters, or in a speech bubble format.
Person 1: Look at this furry irony meme!
Person 2: Dude you're a furry.
Person 1: Nuh uh. See? It's ironic.
Person 2: Ok man.
by Definitely Not Oats April 12, 2023
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feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.
With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.
by Analeest December 03, 2014
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irony-of-empire

The phenology of an empire needing to continuously expand its borders AND impose racial segregation on its subjects.

As the empire grows it runs out of capital to continue expanding.

The empire then allows racial integration in order to free trapped capital within the empire.

This ends the empire in a 300-year timeframe.
The irony-of-empire paradigm argues that racial integration is an attempt by the empire to free capital to fund expansion in contrast to an altruistic attempt to become more just.

It indicates that empires fall to the laws of capitalism more than any contrapositive external condition.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 21, 2018
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Infernal irony

You watch a movie to escape reality, but the movie ends up worse than the reality itself or proclaims worse futures ahead
Man 1: did you saw that new cool movie
Man 2: it was an infernal irony
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Infernal irony

When one tries to watch a movie to escape reality but the movie itself is worse than life, or proclaims worse realities to come
Man 1: hey man did you enjoy the joker movie
Man 2: that movie was an infernal irony.
Man 1: oh man....
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