Invisible

Often typed as:

I now identify as invisible. My pronouns are who/where.

by Argetlam26 May 26, 2023

Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.

"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."

by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

floor is invisible

“Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.

Ariana: Why do you keep coming over to my house? The floor is invisible.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.

by valeriewasseen December 21, 2023

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

invisible

someone you are jealous of because they are better than you

He was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.

by justaloser06 June 20, 2021

invisible chair

A person everyone in class, who's existence is ignored. They are usually the last person to be picked into groups (often the teacher choses groups for them). They may be gone for days without being noticed, often sit in the lunch table by themselves and sit in the corner of the class. They are often the most nice people with the most interesting stories to share and its a shame they are often ignored. Invisible chairs are not losers, they just enjoy the company of themselves.

Teacher: Class, Mel doesn't have a group
Class: Who's Mel?
Mel: I'm just an invisible chair

by LoreaFendiDiamond May 17, 2014