When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016
Get the Invisible Girlfriendmug. i am invisible
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
Get the invisiblemug. 
Hym "You are the invisible hand Mike. And by not doing what I am telling you to do right fucking now... You are preventing me from doing the thing your are saying there isn't and invisible hand doing... But where the invisible hand ISN'T... Is IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS. And THAT is where it SHOULD be. You need to MOVE THAT FUCKING HAND MIKE. You need to move that hand from where it is to in front of you kids because IF YOU DON'T... There isn't going to be anything there to block the knife. You only have fo many hands and no I do not have to do ANYTHING else. You move that fucking hand where it belongs, bitch. You understand? You move that fucking hand. You put it where you OUGHT to put it. You use that shit-brain and that mouth of yours properly. That's where your hand should be. I am not your child. As desperately as you want to be an authority I can not escape, I'm just too fast to miss a clumsy 3 foot tall idiot. No matter how weak and slow I am."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
Get the Invisible Handmug. Urbanites today remain unhappy despite material success so look for the invisible path without even realizing it!
by Deepi Deep Inder April 9, 2009
Get the Invisible Pathmug. When you dislike a person, fictional character, or relationship, but can’t explain/find your reason why.
You: I hate this character!
Friend: Why?
You: I don’t know, I just do!
Friend: It sounds like you have some Invisible Hatred of them.
Friend: Why?
You: I don’t know, I just do!
Friend: It sounds like you have some Invisible Hatred of them.
by VanillN April 29, 2023
Get the Invisible Hatredmug. by Cherry muffin July 27, 2016
Get the Invisiblemug.