im dyslexic

when you do something stupid and you blame it on dyslexic

trips over own foot "im dyslexic"

by socks are the best December 6, 2017

im bored

ur so bored u (succesfully) tried to find a definition to cheer you up

This aint gone help, trust me.

-_- why u still reading

go touch grass

If ur reading this u need help,

now.

Im bored. so i type a cuss word to see the outcome when i scroll down to mug.

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by whyrugeh September 5, 2022

Im Sowwy

To say I’m sorry I’m a insincere manner. Often used by “pick me” guys/girls.

I’m Sowwy that you think it’s cool to use this word.
Im Sowwy

by Anonymous194958381883482 May 21, 2021

Im not jacking that

not agreeing with someones else idea or opinion

Friend: yo bro you tryna go rob the store
Me: Nah im not jacking that

by DeziredVibez April 26, 2023

im a cake

ur hungry so you typed "im a cake" in urban dictionary and you want a cake.
u might've typed this cuz i told you to on my "im a cookie" definition.
yeah........... can u leave now? thats all the definition...

im a cake

by y u looking at my name??? April 26, 2022

im vengeance

I am mentally unstable

im literally batman, im vengeance

by imvengeance April 25, 2023

Free ‘ime

What you loose when you disagree with pindog when you are disagreeing with the lord. It goes like that *click*

you are off report and you think you can do what you want? I’ll put you back on and take away your free ‘ime

by garyparker February 7, 2019