The Internet

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.
the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!
by The Great Squirrelini December 08, 2015
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A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)
"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"
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Interneting

The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.
I was trying to post a simple update to facebook but I ended up interneting for over an hour.
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Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.
John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.

Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?
by Nice Jim Cool February 18, 2014
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A digital cesspool of anarchy where anything can happen. On paper, this sounds like a horrible perspective of the Internet. At the same time however, this means that you can be whoever you want, as long as you don't connect too much of your virtual life to your real life. Many people abuse this idea as I type this, and just as many are trying silence it as well. One thing's for sure though: the Internet is a beautiful, albeit dangerous realm of chaos.
Mr. Person: I need to go on the Internet to upload memes and stuff.
by TheGrayShadow January 05, 2019
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a place to lose faith in humainty
internet is what you're on
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A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!
John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!
by Mumflr Fumperdink January 06, 2018
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