i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

i am the doctor

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A SONG!

It is the doctors main song. Specifically the eleventh doctor.

''Hello, im the doctor. And basically... run.'' *I am the doctor intensifies as the atraxi flee earth*

by The Armored Player November 24, 2018

i am died

I am died is when you are alive but is in denial.

She found my wattpad account. yup, I am died.

by verobie October 5, 2021

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

I am a Twig

Caleb's state of existence

Caleb- I am a twig

by KyDosTikTok May 12, 2019

I am game

It means "I am ready"

"There's a paintballing war over at Justin's? I am game!"

"We're going out to pick up some chicks? Hell yeah, I am game!"

by NtAt April 26, 2004