When a chick defecates in her and then proceeds to work your dick until you ejaculate into her shitty palms.
Holy shit man, Tammy was so drunk last night that she gave me a Hersheys Handjob and then passed out on the floor.
by USPFCMC September 5, 2023
Get the Hersheys Handjob mug.Attempting to do the dance known as the "floss" whilst giving a handjob.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
WARNING: dick yanking is inevitable.
Side Affects may include: needing a dick transplant, or needing your dick reattached.
ER nurse: What are you in for?
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
Dude: I'd rather not say..
ER nurse: Then I can't help you.
Dude: My girlfriend tried giving me a floss handjob, and it really hurts!
by sweden2020 April 27, 2021
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Get the Dooryard Handjob mug.An orgy activity in which several men lay naked next to each other while another person strokes their penises, one stroke at a time, going along the row of men, repeating as necessary until each man has ejaculated. It is named for its similarity in nature to the tale of Santa Claus, who enters homes through their chimneys to deliver presents and then quickly leaves, with the penises representing the chimneys and the hand representing Santa. Can also be done as a competition to see which man can last the longest.
Coworker 1: You gonna show up to the company Christmas party?
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.
by prismcheeto November 25, 2020
Get the Santa Handjob mug.It it where you wrap the mans penis in tobacco leaves when he ejaculates u then roll up the tobacco leaf and smoke his cum.
by ahatch52 November 20, 2020
Get the Cuban handjob mug.A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.
by brilliantbimbo69 June 25, 2021
Get the Chubby handjob mug.When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.
Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.
by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017
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