A slop gf (aka a cozy, lazy, low-effort but lovable gremlin) engages in activities that require minimal energy but bring maximum comfort. Here’s what she might do:
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects
- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied
- Laying in Bed for Hours
- Eating Messily
- Gaming in the Most Unhinged Position
- Wearing the Same Comfy Clothes for Days
- Making Strange Noises Instead of Talking
- Watching Shows Without Actually Watching
- Being Dramatic Over Minor Inconveniences
- Collecting Random Objects
- Going Feral at 3 AM
- Wanting to Be Babied
Miro's doing nothing but bed-rotting and browsing memes all day, she has truly become prime slop gf material, I cannot wait to marry her
by Phantasea March 27, 2025

by UD user09268 August 24, 2023

oh it’s november 16 which means it’s bring your gf to school day! i should pick my girlfriend up from work and bring her to school with me in the morning
by listen to this November 16, 2022

Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin
HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
by power go April 19, 2023

by hgfhgf add dfdry r gf May 29, 2023

by mimi veimaa January 5, 2022
