Texan Finisher

A good way to get a girl to bite off your dick

planned that I'd do the Texan Finisher to this fat bitch so I dropped my gut on this bitches head before I was about to cum, and in the process of knocking her out, she bit my dick off.

(Because that's what happens when a person gets hit in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)

by LostInLimbo December 16, 2014

Heisman Finish

After having sex and the girl wants to cuddle you mush her

I love Jessica but last night I hit her with the Heisman Finish.

by Thram June 20, 2016

butt fingies

Used to describe the smell of your fingers after scratching inside your butt crack.

Person 1: Why are you smelling your hand?

Person 2: I just scratched inside my butt crack and now I have butt fingies.

by Mikey the kid January 25, 2020

Concrete finisher

And on then on the 8th day God created the concrete finisher, takes real men to keep America pumping during hard times, wind, rain, sleet, snow these guys are away from there family’s just busting there ass to make a living for their families

Concrete finishers are bad motherfuckers

by Jdjjdjjd March 20, 2020

hong kong finish

A Hong Kong Finish is the name for what those weird pervert dudes in Hong Kong do to women on the subway. They rub on them and then “finish” on their clothing -- all while avoiding eye contact because Asian folks do not like eye contact, unless it’s eye contact made with a crying woman. That’s totally a thing over there! Anyways, that’s how it gets on the inside of jackets and backs of skirts. Everyone is in their biz casual attire on the subway coming home from work.

I know these things because I’m old.

Please stop performing a hong kong finish on me. I am uncomfortable with this.

by hongkongfinisher July 9, 2014

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