by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009

by Jenny September 17, 2003

1)The means of transportation used when walking somewhere. Often utilized after a night of partying when you don't have a ride or feel like calling an Uber or cab.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
2) The oldest and most reliable form of transportation known to man.
"Hey we're about to head out. Need a ride? No thanks, I'm staying for a bit. "How are you getting home?" "The Shoelace Express!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
"My car's gonna be in the shop for the rest of the week. I guess I'm taking the Shoelace Express until it's fixed!"
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!
by Princesslouise December 31, 2017

by Boozyman September 9, 2018

by WaIdo WaIdo January 8, 2019

