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Afro Engineered

Something Done Half-Assed Or Something Done So That It Works But Looks Fucked Up

See Also: jimmy rigged,nigger rigging,and nigger rig
Dude 1: Where did you learn to hook up a radio from?
Dude 2: I got a Degree In Afro Engineering.
Dude 1: It Shows.
by Masta Dragon Red November 19, 2004
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beavis engine

A stste reached by a person when he/she is excessively high on drugs such as cocaine or amphetamines, and is unable to stop talking - mainly beavisesque gibberish and to the utter annoyance of the poor individual who has to listen.
Speed freak : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...(mindless on going shit)...

Normal person : "Dude you've reached Beavis Engine ."
by slssfw April 29, 2005
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african engineering

He nigger rigged that, so be careful!
by Pimpmaster5000 June 11, 2004
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Engineering Students

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.
Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.
by Social Studies Major April 19, 2019
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Network Engineer

The guy at the office that makes the computers do magic.
User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain
by Toddals September 7, 2010
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engineering major

Borderline insane pursuit of a conceptual understanding of the physical principles underlying everyday machines that can be operated without this understanding.
Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?

Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?

Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.
by Clearly written by an engineer February 16, 2012
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Mechanical Engineer

Badass Mother Fuckers that are way under paid unless they move to a big city.
Scott (new hire): Is that a bum over there?
Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!
by broke-ass engineer June 13, 2010
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