Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop

I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,

by Achenson August 26, 2023

Dexter Wright

He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.

"Dexter's hilarious"
"Dexter Wright? The handsome one?"
"Yeah, the boy everyone chases after"

by Guess.. February 10, 2025

dexter cat

A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes

There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again

by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019

dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.

"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"

by anonymous February 3, 2021

the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Dexter Reed

Dexter reed (from good burger) is the most amazing person ever, he is also very meme-able. Ever since i started to worship Dexter Reed my life has become so much better. You should try to worship Dexter Reed, your life will become 1000x better. Trust me.

LOOK ITS DEXTER REED.
HI DEXTER REED, *jumps on his back*
OMG IM ON DEXTER REED'S BACK
*dexter reed then flips you over with his bowling ball built body*

by bigdicklover1227 June 26, 2021

Dexter Ortiz

He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.

Dexter Ortiz is a good person

by Cipber March 25, 2022