the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

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the best person alive, usually the 2nd funniest person in the class, plays alot of fortnite but not all day cuz hes not a loser.

Dexter is the best! hes so cool!

by Dexter the great April 29, 2024

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man that is the best at geometry dash and his dick is pretty big

did u see dexter today he showed me his geometry dash

by ruburmom December 4, 2021

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A beautiful, sexy man who will do anything to please you. Dexters are handsome boys who are very smart, funny, and athletic . Dexters are great in bed and always give the best head.every girl wishes that there was dexter to fuck every 7 seconds. He has a massive dick, and knows how to please the ladies. They are great boyfriends who will make you laugh until you pee yourself.

Me: who is that?

Friend: oh that’s dexter, the hottest guy in school.

by User174728 February 10, 2024

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