The Life Cycle of a Froggy

The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.

clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.

moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.

Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.

P1-"Hey bro, you know the life cycle of a frog"

P-2-" Na, and I'm not intere-"

P1-"The Life Cycle of a Froggy
This page will explain the different life stages of a froggy.

clear balls that nerds call eggs
Frogs start off in clear balls that float on the clear liquid in rivers in one big cluster that will soon break open.

moving squiggly line
After hatching from the eggs, little squiggly things that nerds call tadples have no french delicacies that nerds call frog legs, but have a membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail. They can only stay in the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. this time they consume objects to gain energy, a process nerds call eating, extend bone and flesh length ( nerds call this growth), and develop double cases disguising as livers to process oxygen into energy to go out of clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water.

Froglet
At this point, the membrane or extra bone with muscles that helps show emotion and balance that nerds call a tail is almost gone and the frog can go onto the clear liquid consisting of 2 hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule that nerds call water. It has developed two french delicacies that nerds call frog legs to move on solids but the froggy is still quite small.

P1- *opens his eyes to see his friend is gone*

by Mr. Bleau November 17, 2020

Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom

2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE

by Luggage74 July 8, 2022

Oklahoma spin cycle

During intercourse, you balance your partner on your penis and spin them like a helicopter.

“Dude… chicks love the Oklahoma spin cycle.”

by Spin cycle master August 23, 2022

The Hinkle Cycle

The act of paying for the services of a high-priced escort in furtherance of establishing a chauvinist, gigachad caliber social media presence to get money from ad revenue so that you may continue to pay for your high-priced escort. Ergo, the cycle continues ad infinitum (until your subscribers get wise to your scheme, which doesn't happen).

Jackson Hinkle pioneered The Hinkle Cycle as a surefire way to get laid and get clicks on Twitter after sustaining a hand injury from constantly punching the clown.

by Quicksave September 4, 2023

Relationship Cycle

The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.

Process can repeat indefinitely.

Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.

THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE

John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!

Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.

3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"

John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...

by Happens to Everyone June 19, 2011

hit for the cycle

This phrase relates to a series of urination and bowel movement feats. The phrase is derived from the baseball term of "hitting for the cycle" where a player hits for a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game. The concept here is the same. You must "hit for the cycle" in the same house or apartment in one night. Follow the steps below to ensure you'll never be invited back to their place again:

Single: Pee off a balcony or ledge.
Double: Piss like a little kid onto a fence or wall (ex. have your pants around your ankles while you pee in public).
Triple: Urinate in a closet.
Home Run: Do an upper decker (The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet)

"Bruce is only a double shy of hitting for the cycle!"

"Three people have hit for the cycle at Kay's in the past two months. I don't think she's going to throw another party anytime soon."

by badIdeas82 April 21, 2010

Pop-Cycle

The act of rotating a frozen popsicle within another's or your own anus for pleasure or other purposes.

My inner anus is now comfortably chilled thanks to the pop-cycle.

by Hyperandy August 23, 2009