creamy yarmulke

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.

Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.

by Nordicwolf March 2, 2014

Creamy Castillo

When you use your rhinoceros bull cock to whip heavy cream inside of someones asshole while having anal intercourse and fingering a pussy using expired strawberry apple sauce in the transgender locker room.

David WTF... My girlfriend told me about the creamy castillo you gave her yesterday during the rodeo in the locker room!

by Lil Swasti October 11, 2023

creamy musk

the scent of semen, often used in perfumes

Tyler gave me a lovely rose scented perfume, until I realized it had the scent of creamy musk on the back of the bottle

by creamy musk enthusiast December 30, 2021

Creamy Sandos

Surfer dude slang version of "ice cream sandwiches".

Surfer 1: "Hey, brah. What you want from the store?"

Surfer 2: "I'm craving some creamy sandos, dude."

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 7, 2022

creamy beans

when a person with a penis ejactculates inside someone's ass and they poop it out along with fecal matter

"dude, I had the worst case of creamy beans this morning after me and tom got done last night."

by creamybeans August 3, 2017

mcdonald's creamy

A creampie in a McDonald's bathroom.

"Did you hear? I heard he gave Jessica a McDonald's Creamy."
"Like the ranch?"
"No, dude."

by AbigailWilson11 May 11, 2019

Creamy butter

Creamy butter is another word for creamy peanut butter

“Creamy butter”
“No”

by Delu018 February 9, 2022