Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest

Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass

by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022

coochie itch

When the Coochie smells like fish, burns, and itches all at the same time. Someone may have what is called ‘coochie itch’. This pleasure is often found in women who sit on multiple penis’.

That one girl Ashlyn got coochie itch from all of the dick she sits on.

by Hotness6969 March 29, 2020

Coochie Season

Coochie season(noun): the time between late February and early June when sexual intercourse is a seemingly easy thing to obtain.

Ryan it's coochie season, let's get this coochie.

by xXColin69420Xx February 24, 2019

Furry Coochie

It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.

Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck

by FurryCoochie123 January 16, 2020

coochie demon

A woman with a good pussy

Damn she’s a coochie demon

by anonymous March 22, 2021

coochie splash

A sponge bath for the vagina....

Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash

by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021

coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019