coach tony

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!

by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019

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head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
vulgar

iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

vulgar

Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019

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coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

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Business Coach

A person who has either never been in business or who has failed at being in business and has decided to do some Google searches like “how to run a business“ and then charge people to teach them what they read on Google.

Businessman 1: my business coach has been a complete waste of time and money.

Businessman 2: Actually “business coach” is a synonym for “complete waste of time and money”.

by Thelexicon March 5, 2021

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The best coaches

The best coaches is in Palmdale

The best coaches.
The Palmdale falcons is most worried in the av because of they coaches . Coaches are very hard working and good on there kids . Highland coaches suck and date the team moms 😭🤦🏻 ♂️.

by Av scanner June 27, 2022

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